12.17.2007

The Pristine Machine

I need a budding entrepreneur who has the capabilities of creating a machine for me. Here's the deal: I'll give you the idea, you give me the finished product. Since I've come up with the idea I'll split the deal 60/40. That's only fair, isn't it?

The "Pristine Machine" will be my greatest gift to humanity (outside the obvious gift of my two girls who will continue to contribute to society as functioning adults). This machine will make roughed up snow pristine again so it looks as though it's just fallen and untouched by the mailman, playing children and running dogs. It will also have the capability of ensuring that shoveled snow looks perfect as it will do it for you but only if you upgrade your model.

Any takers?

2 comments:

Leucantha` said...

Sounds like a good idea. Let us know how it goes? Hopefully better than cleaning the fish tank. ; )

Tammie Jean said...

Will it get rid of the dog crap in my yard too? Because that really interferes with the "winter wonderland" look ;)