2.22.2008

Laugh Out Loud

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.

'The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'

9 comments:

LceeL said...

ROFLMAO

Nooner said...

HaHaHa....
And also funny is that the blame in a tryst always seems to go to the guy. The consenting woman goes on to live another day .. lol.

~Nooner~

SAAM said...

I like that one!!

t i m said...

A prescription always comes in handy. :)

Anonymous said...

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Catty Ax Lady said...

Now of course I'm going to find the humor in that one!!

Catty Ax Lady said...
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abritdifferent said...

ROFLMAO!! Nice one.

Bethando said...

YES!!! NICE!!