2.22.2008

Laugh Out Loud

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.

'The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

HaHaHa....
And also funny is that the blame in a tryst always seems to go to the guy. The consenting woman goes on to live another day .. lol.

~Nooner~

Anonymous said...

I like that one!!

Anonymous said...

A prescription always comes in handy. :)

Anonymous said...

what does a cow do the saturday night?
to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOVIE!


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Mama Tango said...

Now of course I'm going to find the humor in that one!!

Mama Tango said...
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Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!! Nice one.

Beth said...

YES!!! NICE!!